Who we are

Lu’s Mitzvah Royale – License to Chill

Information We Collect

We may collect limited personal information, including:

    • Name

    • RSVP status

    • Meal selection
    • Level of enthusiasm displayed
 

We do not collect passwords, Social Security numbers, counterfeit money, or your true age.

Media

Photography and videography will occur. Images may be used for family keepsakes and future moments of humiliation. Images will not be used for propaganda or international manhunts – or womanhunts.

Cookies

Cookies will be served at:

    • The Oneg Shabbat

    • The Kiddush luncheon

    • The black-tie evening event
 

We disclaim all liability for:

    • Weight Gain

    • Second helpings

    • Statements such as “I’ll just have half.”¹

Who we share your data with

We do not share your information with: Foreign or domestic intelligence agencies, Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, Donald Trump, Jeff Bezos, or group chats that start with “Don’t tell anyone but…”


Upon request, we will share your data with Theo James, Daniel Craig, Ryan Reynolds, Zendaya, or Jennifer Lawrence.


What happens in Raintree, stays in Raintree.

Contact

Questions may be directed to M (Master of the Mitzvah) or Q (Quartermaster of Everything Else). Responses may be delayed due to dancing.

Children’s Policy

This Event celebrates a child turning 13. Adults present may temporarily forget this and behave accordingly. We assume no responsibility.

Your Rights

You have the right to:

    • Celebrate

    • Eat dessert first

    • Stay late
    • Hoist Lu up for the chair dance
    • Convince Lu to hoist you up for the chair dance